Harry Nilsson - Coconut Lyrics

Brother bought a coconut
He bought it for a dime.
His sister had another one
She paid it for a lime.

She put the lime in the coconut
She drank 'em bot' up.
She put the lime in the coconut
She drank 'em bot' up.
She put the lime in the coconut
She drank 'em bot' up.
She put the lime in the coconut

She called the doctor, woke him up, and said,
«Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take»
and said, «Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?»
and said, «Doctor ain't there nothing I can take»
and said, «Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?»

Now let me get this straight:
You put the lime in the coconut
You drank 'em bot' up
You put the lime in the coconut,
You drank 'em bot' up
You put the lime in the coconut,
You drank 'em bot' up
You put the lime in the coconut
you called your doctor, woke him up, and said,

«Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take»
and said, «Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?»
and said, «Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take»
and said, «Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?»

You put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,
Put the lime in the cocount, then you'll feel better!
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning.

Brother bought a coconut
He bought it for a dime.
His sister had another one
She paid it for a lime.

She put the lime in the coconut
She drank 'em bot' up.
She put the lime in the coconut

She called the doctor, woke him up, and said,
«Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take»
and said, «Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?»
and said, «Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take»
and said, «Doctor»

Now let me get this straight:
You put the lime in the coconut
You drank 'em bot' up
You put the lime in the coconut,
You drank 'em bot' up
You put the lime in the coconut,
You drank 'em bot' up
You put the lime in the coconut
you're such a silly woman!

Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,
Put the lime in the cocount, then you'll feel better!
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning.

«Woo, ain't there nothing you can take»
I said, «woo, to relieve your belly ache?
you said, «woo, ain't there nothing I can take»
I said, «woo, to relieve your belly ache»
...

You're such a silly woman!

Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,
Put the lime in the cocount, then you'll feel better!
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning.

Yes, you call me in the morning, you call me in the morning
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning
I'll tell you what to do