Gwar - First Rule Is Lyrics

outside bombs explode
I am sitting on the commode
soon they'll reach the day-care center
soon they'll bag the smashed placenta
thanks
for the cookies
mom sent ya
first rule is
there is no first
first rule is
there is no first
first rule is
there is no first rule
no first rule
no first
they give us no reason
to fire the gun
they think we're in season
men think it's fun
but I thought god said
not - to kill anyone
I think you're living a lie
cause people die all the time
and they dont seem to mind
I think your living a lie
outside bombs explode
I am sitting on the commode